Categories
Burgers Food

Wild Burger Review: Wendy’s Baconator

A delicious way to make yourself a statistic for one of the 12 major causes of death in America.

Wendy’s Baconator is 960 calories of death compiled into a tasty burger. The Baconator is definitely a good tasting burger (about as good as a fast food burger can get), but everyone knows that it is absolutely horrible for you. Biting into a Baconator is like biting six feet into your own grave, more than likely caused by massive cardiac failure. It consists of a half-pound of fresh All-American beef, American cheese, and 6 pieces of bacon; like most things made in America, you can tell that the Baconator is overcompensating. So, go out, get a delicious Baconator, and then question your entire life decision as you attempt to not shit your pants and keep what little dignity you have left.

Rating 3/5

By vranpentar

I am a creative writer who enjoys writing short fiction, poetry, short scripts, critical essays, and film reviews. I have been described as a “film slut” because I spend the majority of my life trying to watch every movie made.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s